Austin matelson and liz nolan

I mean, what would Liz and Austin's relationship look like outside of Big Brother? Do they really think their 80-something day romance is going to go the distance? They're not the most self-aware people in the world, you know.

(And, yes, even in the privacy of their bedroom, it's still a public display of affection because they know there are cameras everywhere, OK?) As we've all repeatedly been told, Liz Nolan and Austin Matelson are deeply in love this season, but I remain incredibly dubious. But that, my friends, was before Liz decided to return Austin's affections, and the new showmance that rose to power in Clelli's absence began to kill me with their public displays of affection. It seems like it was so long ago that I considered Shelli Poole and Clay Honeycutt to have the most eyeroll-inducing romance on Big Brother 17.